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Fixing the Immigration Situation

There are two different roads, as I see it, in fixing the immigration “problem”.  First, there is the Washington D.C. way such as:

  • Call each other party, Congressman, Senator and President vile names
  • Call a meeting
  • Set up a select committee to study the situation
  • Break for a scheduled recess
  • While on break call each other names
  • Reduce staffing at the United States Borders
  • Reconvene the select committee
  • Come to an agreement on how to proceed with a bill
  • Have Obama tell the world that he will veto the bill
  • Have the Republicans say that they cannot trust the President
  • Have the Democrats call the Republican racists
  • Break for a scheduled recess
  • Have the President tell everyone that once here they get to stay here
  • Have the Republicans say they cannot trust the President
  • Have the Democrats deliver lollipops to the illegal immigrants
  • Have Washington D.C. say we need to fix the illegal immigration problem
  • Call each other party, Congressman, Senator and President vile names
  • REPEAT AS REQUIRED

Fixing the immigration problem the Shawn Bowne way:

  • Fine every business $50,000.00 per occurrence, per person for employing an illegal immigrant
  • Fine Every union $50,000.00 per occurrence, per person carrying a valid union card
  • Fine Every Religious Center (and revoke their tax free status) $50,000.00 per occurrence, per person for providing safe harbor to an illegal immigrant
  • Fine any individual $10,000.00 per occurrence, per person for employing an illegal immigrant
  • Withhold any and all funding for any sanctuary city in the United States
  • Withhold any and all funding to any State that allows a sanctuary city within it’s borders
  • Withhold any and all funds for any service provider to providing any services to illegal immigrants
  • Allow any and all illegal immigrants presently in the United States 90 days to vacate
  • Any property not sold, rented, leased, given away or surrendered will be confiscated and sold to pay for border protection
  • Build the fence that was to be built 10 years ago
  • Finally, confiscate all of Bob Beckel’s (and anyone else that wishes to provide aid to illegal activities and immigrants) money so that he cannot invest in ANY LADDER COMPANY to assist in any further breach of OUR border.
  • Problem solved